"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"
horf horf horf
talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???
♕ Men that look so beautifully sexy in suits that my ovaries explode:
catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS
i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song
ERREBODY GET UP
Daenerys Targaryen meme: two episodes [2/2] → 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair
"I have a gift for you as well. Your life. […] Reject this gift, and I shall show you no mercy."
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.