hey someone told me you remind them of an owl
I j ust called my dad up from downstairs and was like dad I need to tell you something and then I just started laughhinggnNGN REALLY HARD and he stood in front of me for a full minute watching me laugh I couldn’t even get he joke out he’s coming back in five minutes so I can try again
o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
PETITION FOR DISNEY STORES TO CARRY ADULT SIZED PRINCESS DRESSES CAUSE I MAY BE 20 YRS OLD BUT IF I WANT TO WALK AROUND LOOKIN LIKE SNOW WHITE I DAMN WELL WILL
Good to know that Hannibal Lecter will continue to smile through his cannibalism references.
i had to pause the video because i was laughing so hard
bruh said “giraffe throat bitch”
Every goddamn line is gold
The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
Sexual orientation: Tom Hiddleston jump roping.
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"what is going on"
"why are you being so dramatic"
"I thought you wanted to be part of this world?"
"i did not sign up for this"
"someone help me"
"I almost kissed a fish"
YEAH HE JUST LETS HER DROP
looks like Prince Eric just
dropped the bass
was that a fish pun
I couldn’t pass up the opportunaty
oh my cod